h'okay. so.

laurie calls me at 6 am this morning.

she says to me, "hey, just to let you know, i watched matrix revolutions."

and i says to her, "well, don't ruin it for me, i haven't seen it yet."

and she says to me, "*click*"

and i says to her, "what was the point of that?"

and i says to myself, "i'm going back to sleep."

you know that old boxing trick where you throw your left arm out, and while your opponent is looking at it, you smack him with your right arm?

or how about going to a car dealership where they bait you with a good price, only to hit you with a high price and not the car you want when you actually show up in person?

or how about a teacher saying that the test is going to be on "a, b, c" and she ends up giving you "alpha, beta and omega"?

that's how i feel about my midterm today. got fucking robbed.

i'm speechless.

btw, this is an ad for a japanese pr0n tape.

don't ask me how i got it. but seriously, i'm speechless.