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Saturday, October 18, 2003

allow me to make this post. then i'm going to shower and then sleep.

i went to do my Urban Studies and Planning project today, which consists of going to a Rocky Horror Picture Showing.

this of course means that i drive 15 minutes north to a rinky dink theater where people act out the movie while it's playing.

this also means that people come dressed in drag.

this also means that people come dressed in pretty much a bra and a pair of panties.

this also means that i get labeled as a 'virgin' and get a cock drawn on my mouth and the words 'fuck me' written on my forehead with lipstick.

this also means that i ate someone's banana cock after getting butt humped by cast members.

this also means that i did not have my normal friday night.

but i really would like to take this time to say that andrew's the greatest sport and friend for coming and doing/observing all of the above mentioned with me.

pictures later, i shower and then sleep now.

Wednesday, October 15, 2003

two friends have brought to my attention that in 13 days, my birthday will be here.

this of course made me promptly look at my syllabi and report that I again have midterms on the 27th, 28th and 29th of this month. and if that wasn't enough, i have a midterm next week on the 23rd.

so back to the subject of my birthday. i'm supposed to narcissccscisicsicstally put my wish list online. of course this would be a great time to ask for a mazda rx-8 or a lambo gallardo, but that would obviously place me on the pedestal of ridicule. so i'll just narcissccscisicsicstally write out a bunch of stuff that's still not very cheap to get, but certainly cheaper than a new sports car. and appearing in no particular order:

boblbee megalopolis silver/white
24 season 1
24 season 2
family guy
Speed 1 (With Keanu Reeves, yes.) DVD.
gba sp with puzzle fighter
sennheiser hd280s

have fun! i've only made this super hard, just for you guys! heh!

Tuesday, October 14, 2003

i'm gonna be honest. i'm in less touch with the news these past four years than i've ever been before. why? probably because bush is president, and everything is headlined on him.

for example: this article or this article.

i'm just really annoyed that such a moronic person can actually hold such a powerful place. of course, now that we have the governator, i best not be looking at california news either, but i'd rather give the governator a chance before the current-retarded-president.

our president just reminds me of a kid who insists that he's never wrong. and when he does realize he's wrong, he's still all high and mighty about it. ugh.


thanks to AlphaGamma for this:
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RESUME OF GEORGE W. BUSH

Past work experience:

I ran for congress and lost.
I produced a Hollywood slasher B movie.
I bought an oil company, but couldn`t find any oil in Texas; company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.
I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money.


Biggest move:

Traded Sammy Sosa to the Chicago White Sox.
With my father`s help and nearly the same name, was elected Governor of Texas.


Accomplishments:

I changed pollution laws for oil and power companies and made Texas the most polluted state in the nation.
I replaced Los Angeles with Houston as the most smog ridden city in America.
I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas government in billions in borrowed money.
I set a record for most executions by any governor in American history.
I became president after losing the popular vote by over 500,000 votes, with the help of Republican appointments to the Supreme Court.


Accomplishments as president:

I attacked and took over two countries.
I spent the country`s surplus and bankrupted the treasury.
I shattered the record for biggest annual deficit in history.
I set economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period.
I set an all-time record for the biggest stock market drop in its history.


I am the first president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.
I am the first president in U.S. history to enter office with a criminal record.
I set the all-time record for most vacation days taken by any president.


After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, I presided over the worst security failure in U.S. history.
I set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips of any other president in U.S. history.
In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their jobs. I cut unemployment benefits for more out of work Americans than any president in U.S. history.
I set the all-time record for the most mortgage foreclosures in a 12-month period.
I set the record for the lowest number of press conferences than any president since the invention of television.


I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history and refused to intervene when corruption was revealed.
I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history and refused to use the national reserves as past presidents have done.


I cut healthcare benefits for war veterans.
I set the all-time record for the most people worldwide to simultaneously take to the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the record for protest against any person in the history of mankind.
I dissolved more international treaties than any president in U.S. history.
My presidency is the most secretive and unaccountable of any in U.S history.
Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in U.S. history. (The `poorest` multimillionaire, Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her).


I am the first president in U.S. history to have all 50 states bankrupted at the same time.
I presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud of any market in any country in the history of the world.
I created the largest government bureaucracy in the history of the United States and set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases, more than any president in US history, while at the same time proposing tax cuts.


I am the first president in U.S. history to have the United Nations remove the U.S. from the elections monitoring board.
I withdrew from the World Court of Law.


I hold the record for most corporate campaign donations. My biggest lifetime campaign contributor, one of my best friends, presided over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation).


I am the first president in U.S. history to unilaterally attack a sovereign nation against the will of the United Nations and the world community.
I am the first U.S. president to have a majority of the people of Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and stability.

I set all-time records for the number of administration appointees who violated U.S. law by not selling huge investments in corporations bidding for government contracts.
I failed to get Osama Bin Laden `dead or alive`.
I failed to capture the anthrax killer who tried to murder the leaders of our country at the United States Capitol building. After 18 months I have no leads and zero suspects.

In a little over two years I created the most divided country in decades.
I entered office with the strongest economy in U.S. history and in less than two years every economic category plunged.

Records and References:

I have at least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine (Texas driving record has been erased and is not available).
I was AWOL from National Guard.
Records from my tenure as governor of Texas are in my father`s library, unavailable for public view.
All records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading or bankrupt companies are sealed and unavailable for public view.
All minutes of meetings for any public corporation I served on the board are sealed and unavailable for public view.
Any records or minutes my VP or I attended regarding public energy policy are sealed and unavailable for public review.

References:

For personal references please speak to my daddy or uncle James Baker.

They can be reached at their offices of the Carlyle Group for war-profiteering.

first things first.

i dreamt a really funny dream. before i forget.

we were at a friend's house in the mountains. it was snowy, and we were just hanging out with the x-men (yeah. halle berry, famke janssen, hugh jackman, word.) when andrew (alphagamma) arrived in his burnt orange WRX STI. (burnt orange? beats me. it looked pretty cool though.) for some odd reason, x-men were called out, an alarm went off, and all of them went out. andrew decided to go with them, see if he could help any at all. that left me, andrew chang, and for some very odd reason, jeff woo in the house.

finally andrew chang couldn't take it anymore and said he was going to go find them in his accord. since my car was being blocked by the x-men's blackbird jet, i grabbed andrew's keys to the STI. In my head, I was repeating, "I can't crash this thing. I can't crash this thing." we took off, and the road was super slick and super slushy, so andrew's accord was sliding all over the place. i wasn't as much, but i was trying to keep the car from crashing into other cars. stick isn't really easy in my dreams, seeing as how i don't know how to drive stick.

we get there, and the x-men are locked in mortal battle with magneto, which is kind of interesting because wolverine was lying on the ground knocked out, and magneto had this handgrip lock on storm's neck. cannonballs being controlled by magneto were flying everywhere, and one made a straight beeline for alphagamma's STI. of course i freaked out, but the cannonball only hit the tire or something, and only the tire was ripped apart. the rim, the body was okay, but still, i was thinking, "oh shit."

i grab magneto's arm when storm was just about to unleash a crapload of electricity into him, but instead of dying from millions of volts, i kind of took it all in. magneto just said, "another day, storm." and then levitated off.

storm flew off after him, and i was stuck with a broken tire on alphagamma's STI. so I set out on trying to change the tire, hoping that the STI had a full spare in the back so that alphagamma would possibly have no idea what happened. andrew chang in his accord, and jeff woo in his WRX pull up next to me and help me try to change the tire. we were able to find out where the tire was: it wasn't inside the car, it was UNDERNEATH. Of course at that moment I woke up. End dream 1.

Begin dream 2.

Mike, Albert and I were living in an apartment that was 4 or 5 floors up. We were all doing homework when Mike said for Albert to move his stuff into Mike's room. Of course that threw me for a loop, but we moved it all, and after we got situated, Mike got a phone call. As soon as he hung up, Mike said to move everything back because Mike's new roommate was coming in and that Albert needed to get out. Of course I was like, "What The Fuck, man." The new guy came in and had on an "Invent America - 1961" Shirt. Of course it didn't click that if this guy was rooming with Mike and he had a 1961 Invent America shirt, he would actually be really old. Anyway, that dream ended in a hurry because I heard some pretty nice music, only to wake up and realize it was Mike actually playing with his polyphonic ring tones.



Now, real life.

On Friday and Saturday Night @ Midnight, I have to do a group project for Urban Studies involving the community of people who dress up as people from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" and watch the movie at odd hours of the night. I have no idea what that entails, but i heard that people cross dress. (Hey, I was all for investigating the community of strippers in San Diego, but I have 2 girls and 3 guys in the group including me, and one of the guys is boyfriend to one of the girls, and both girls were like "Rocky Horror" which also finalized it for the 3rd Guy, so it was 3 to 2. Oh well.

Guh. I feel so sleepy even though I had a full 8-9 hours of sleep. That's annoying.