so gary and i stumbled on a random slogan generator and we came up with these:

Snap! Crackle! Dave Chou!
The Cream Of Dave Chou.
Promise Her Anything, Give Her Dave Chou.
Strong Enough For Dave Chou, But Made For Women.
Don't Get Mad, Get Jason.
Do You Know Coon From Butter?
Jason Tested, Mother Approved.
Just Jason It
Pure Stan.
Puts The Stan in Britain.
Give The Dog A Stan
Moving At The Speed of Billy.
I Used To Be A Billy Weakling.
Daddy, or Billy?
Billy. It's Everywhere You Wanna Be.
What's In Your Garr?
Where Do You Want Garr To Go Today?
Gonna Be A While? Grab a Gary.
Gary - It's What's For Dinner.
Show Me The Gary!
See The Wenchin, Feel The Shine
If You Want To Get Ahead, Get A Wenchin.
I'm Cuckoo for Wenchin Puffs
Jon Comes To Those Who Wait
Prolongs Active Jon
More Jon Please.
Designed for Jon, Engineered to Last.

hahahahhahaahhah!!

going to sleep now!

due to popular demand, i'm somewhat back for the time being.

went to valley fair today. was nuts.

and i have a headache. well good night!