i was driving the dog home from the groomers and there was this big huge GMC white truck behind me.
it was just *really* following me...like 1 foot away from the back end of my car.
i needed to make a left turn, and i was in the right lane...so i switched over into the left lane and into the turning lane.
as the GMC truck passes me, this woman rolls her window down, sticks her head and arm out in my direction and flips me off.
i think, "karma will bring you down some day. some day."
the minute she pulls her arm and head in and puts her focus onto the traffic in front of her, she slams right into a white 98 corolla sitting at the red light.

i just had to yell out the window:

"karma's a bitch, ain't it?"

then i dialed 911 to say that there was a car accident.

i was talking to my cousin this morning...conversation goes like: (me in italics, him in normal font)

now that you're in america, what do you wanna eat?
taco bell.
HaHAHAHHAAAA!!! are you serious?!
well...YEAH!
how come?
there's absolutely no mexican food in london....and there's almost none in taiwan...and i just remembered that tacos were really really good!
touche...

so where we goin' to eat some time this week?

taco bell!!!!!

think outside the bun f00!

HEH! my cousin's here!!

and like, it's kinda cool to have an actual blood relative around, you know? i mean everyone seems to have some kind of blood relative in the states, but not me...my cousin's been in england for a while! heh.

and he says "hot" (describing kristin kreuk) as "haht" and he says batteries ( for his camera ) as bat-trees.

blood relatives are hella cool!!

bwahahah...and he wants to play WarCraft III but he's only got a PII and can't run it....so like...he'll probably test drive it on my computer tonight or something...

i'm apparently going to be spending several days in San Francisco...so anyone who wants to join me and my cousin's perfectly open...!

i've recently come to the conclusion that if i were to ever get married, i would be divorced sooner or later.

the reason: i'm not sensitive enough to other people's feelings, or i don't show enough feeling to convey the idea that i care.

and chances are, in the divorce court, i'd just sit there and say: "Go. I'm worthless to you." while the person i'm going to divorce pulls up this blog from somewhere and uses it against me.

i just may never marry.

it's not that i'm afraid of commitment...

i'm afraid of divorce.

which will probably happen because according to some people, i have feelings like a fucking brick.