"O" is a really good movie...based off Shakespeare's Othello...

I would highly recommend it...

Going to go watch Murder at 1600 now...

sonovabitch, i'm really tired of this fucking cycle.

i wake up only to realize that my parents have agreed to show another person our house. we only just took our house off the market so we didn't have to do fucking frantic cleaning runs in the span of ten fucking minutes . What pisses me off more is that for every time we gotta do the fucking cleaning, it almost guarantees that someone will not buy the fucking house. I don't know how many times we've been doing this, but for me, it's a waste of time, and a waste of energy.

AAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!

that and ants are crawling all over my fucking table .

time to play with fire.

[ super smash bros. melee | opening theme ]

well...one thing happened today:

it was fucking hot!!




hell... it still is!!!

so i was in the shower...and i wetted down my hair...

and then i realized... holy crap, my hair is hella dry ...what the hell?

for the first time in a while, i had to use the conditoner rehydratant...

i knew i went swimming this afternoon, but this strawass hair is ridiculous!

[ avril lavigne | complicated ]

lesse what happened today...

i was woken up by gary hittin' me on the side of the head with a bottle of sun screen, and my tare panda.
i slept for a little while, and then couldn't take the staring from my panda anymore...O-O so i got up, got the sun screen on and got ready to leave for swimming with rach, and gary...

hadn't been in a pool for 3 years...totally forgotten what i missed:
the coolness of the water...
the fun of swimming...
my flab...

hoohoo! flab! flab!

>poke<
::squish::

ewwwwwwww....

anyhoo...then went to sweet tomatoes to eat with gary...rachel had a class to teach ( and money to earn! )

we then lazed around for like two hours till 5 o'clock because it was too fucking hot.

heh...by lazed around, i mean flipped around on the floor and said random things like:

you can't front the empire!
death star! death star! death star! death star!
luke! use the force and run! run to dagobah, run to dagobah!
all you vader haters out there, we'll blow your planet up!
i'm your father, i'm your father! i'm your father, i'm your father!

then i started watching Not Another Teen Movie and oh my frickin god it's fuckin' hilarious!

it's pretty much low-brow-teenager-nudity-and-sex-parodies all the way around, but holy frick i liked that movie so much!! ahhahahahaa!

yes yes...

anyway....

i think i'll be going to go make myself a banana milkshake...

it's too fucking hot!

so i was in the shower, and there was a new shampoo bottle that my mom put there, and i was just thinking, "heeeyy! alright! new shampoo!"

my thumb went to flick the cap open...and my thumb just slid off the side.

for a moment, i absolutely flip out and fucking panic

i'm thinking: holy shit, i can't get the shampoo bottle open, ohholyfrickinjeebus, i can't get it open!

and then...i calm down and realize...

hey...the plastic shrink wrap is still on here. what the fuck..

[ vanessa carlton | a thousand miles ]

hoo hoo! new blog, new start!

so i'm pretty hyped up about this blog because i actually plan on making this blog "my own" with artwork to match and all...

the catch? i have no artwork. or skills.
*check that*
l33t n3kk1d sk33lz y0!
minus the n3kk1d of course.

well...i guess this will have to do...it's kinda cuby...

hoohoo! cuby!

ok so first things first...how my day went...

welcome to week three of summer 2002! fo' sho!

and what's goin' down?

ca$H! bLiNg bLiNg!! bWaHAHAH!!!

just kiddin'.

i'm just tutoring a 2nd grader named Lucas...he's pretty awesome, roly-poly kid, has a pretty good knack for learning..

so like i went to his house yesterday right? and like i meet his sister Laverne, and his parents and all...and he's all quiet-shy...and then...well...dialogue goes as follows:

Lucas' Dad: Lucas! guo4 lai2 gen1 ge3ge shuo1 ni3 xi3 huan1 shen3me dong1 xi1! (Translated for those who can't read pinyin chinese: Lucas! Go to Tosche Station and get some power converters! )

btw...kidding on the power coverters.

Lucas' Dad: Lucas! Come over here and tell him him being me what you like!

Lucas: I like video games... (i'm thinking: sk0re!)

Lucas' Dad: what else?

Lucas: I like the military... (::bLinKu!:: uh...sk0reAss? )

Lucas' Dad: what else?

Lucas: I like guns... (holyfuckmeintheasscrap, it's like something out of a movie...i'm like staring at a smaller version of myself..

Lucas' Dad: what else?

Lucas: I like Legos... (come to think of it...there was a movie...)

Lucas' Dad: what else?

Lucas: I like camos... (i swear to god i'm looking in the mirror....wtf...)

Lucas' Dad: what else?

Lucas: I like Star Wars... ( oh holy jeebus...what the hell is goin' on here?! )

Lucas' Dad: ok...take your new teacher upstairs and play some video games or something..

Lucas: Okay!

right

so at this point, i'm thinking...wtf...it's like how i was like when i was in second grade...what the fuck...

and then he pulls me upstairs and takes me to a guest room, and he's like:

do you want to play N64, PS2, or XBox?

...

no, i mean like ...
i just reply: uhhhhhhhhhhhh....

Lucas: sorry i don't have a gamecube...my aunt was going to get me one...but she had some kind of trouble getting it...
me:...that's ok?
Lucas: wanna play halo?
me: uhhhhh....
so we sat down and played halo.

and then we kind of left after a while....and now i'm tutoring a kid who's like...well... me


next thing...

i washed the two cars today, right? and while i was outside, some fools in a silver mercedes convertiblepulls up and picks up the girl who lives across the street from me...

i mean what the fuck is a 16 year old doing driving a SILVER MERCEDES CONVERTIBLE FOR?!?!!?

*ragefuryragefury*

::vent vent vent::

so i got paid to wash the cars (yah...my dad paid me....hoo hoo!), and i'm getting paid to tutor lucas....

hoo hoo!

not bad for third week...i guess...

but at least now...i'll have some money to fuel my airsoft addiction / need for a new monitor / want for a tablet / and all my other wants for coolass junk...

yeap. yeap.

well ok...that's it for TODAY...

now...what i need and want to do:

1. get everything with the apt. cleared....i'll be damned if the villas give our krew more shit...
2. change my screenname/alias..
j0nz0rs stays...no doubt....but i want another alias other than a winged... fairy... that eats a lot
so here were some of my two ideas...approve or disapprove of them, will ya?
a) cuby <(::shrug::...it came up up there somewhere..)
b) Deoji
3: search up more on cars...i've had debates with my parents, and i honestly don't know what they're going to get me...my mom's crazy unpredictable
last night: hey...the celica looks good, why don't we get you that?
last night: hmmm...the honda civic came out really good in tests and crashes....let's get you that...
last night: oooh...you'd like the MR2 Spyder, wouldn't you?
today: let's get you the IS300...it's a good car from toyota...
today: let's get you the RSX....it's better than honda, and it's a good car, it seems...
today: maybe we should get you the mazda protege5, you want it...and andrew says it's pretty good....

people!!!! help me out in car suggestions too! i don't know what the fuck to do!

passin' out....